I am designating today as Clean Up the House Day.
Because I am stuck in the doldrums of mid February, and my house has become a pit of random toys and disorganized clothing.
Friends, it’s time to fight back and slay the clutter beast!
Or at least shove all the clutter into a corner of the basement.
(Just keeping it real here.)
We shall fold the clean laundry mountain and rewash the mildewing towels in the washing machine 29023432 times until they smell fresh!
We shall wash every crusted dish!
We shall vacuum up every dust bunny and fur tumbleweed!
WE SHALL CONQUER ALL THE TINY TOYS BY RELINQUISHING THEM BACK TO THEIR PROPER BINS!
And maybe, just maybe, we will even go to TARGET!
To reward ourselves with more organizing things, of course.
Now, for the biggest challenge of all:
To get up off of the couch…